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A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting serious. The man proposed marriage, and she accepted. However, she told him that she wanted him to know that her ches t was just like a baby's. He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He told her that his pen!s was also like a baby's. She said that she loved him and that size didn't matter.

Come the day of their wedding, all went well. That night, the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at a resort hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sê×ÿ nightie. Her husband was in bed waiting. As she entered the bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her che$ t being like a baby.
"Don't worry, honey," he said.

She took her nightgown off, and her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his pen!s being like a baby.
As he took his pants off, the new bride said, "Oh my!!! I thought you said your pen!s was like a baby!"
"It is," he said, "9 pounds and 21 inches long!



good morning PHC..
 
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