🔒 Closed Firing squad

[Pulsefire_Ezreal]

Jose, Pedro and Juan, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them.

The executioner starts the countdown: ’10, 9, 8,….’.
Jose shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. Jose was able to escape because of the commotion.

It’s Pedro's turn.
He shouts: ‘Earthquake! ‘. The people watching the execution panicked. He was able to escape.

Juan was wondering what calamity to call.

The executioner started counting again: ’10, 9, 8, 7….’.
(Juan had a mental block.)
6,5, 4,
Juan: ahm
3,
2,
Juan: ahm
1…’
Juan shouted: ‘Fire!’.

Bang bang bang bang
Ahhahaahah

 

[viprasys]

bwiset! buti hindi ako tinamaan

 

[T_TNinsadxzT_T]

Aral ng katangahan yan ang mangyayari kung tangalang

T_TNinsadxzT_T

 

[zaitsev]

rip juan

 

[MetroBerry]

Malas hehe