You're all the same to me

A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar​


Sitting at different tables they both are starting to get drunk. After awhile the Jewish man walked over to the Chinese man and punched him right in the face.

Chinese man: "What the hell was that for!"

Jewish man: "That was for Pearl Harbor!"

Chinese man: " Pearl Harbor??!! That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Jewish man: " Japanese, Chinese... you're all the same to me!"

So they both return to their tables and after awhile the Chinese man starts to get drunk and walked over to the Jewish man and punched him right in the face.

Jewish man: "What the hell was that for!"

Chinese man: " That was for the Titanic!!"

Jewish man: " The Titanic??!! That was an Iceberg!!"

Chinese man: " Iceberg, Rosenberg... you're all the same to me!"
 

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