Genius tips part 1

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genius tips 101


Comb hair sideways for extra volume, no up and down!

Wear mismatching socks to confuse burglars.

Put your phone on airplane mode to teleport to the future.

Use a potato masher to fluff your pillows.

Put your pants on backwards to double your pockets.

Sing opera in the ****** for a free voice lesson.

Put a slice of cheese under your pillow to dream of pizza.

Angle your computer screen to see through time.

Wear sunglasses at night to become invisible.

Water your plants with soda to see if they grow wings.

Potato is good, but not for shoe.

Don't forget to breathe, even when sleeping.

Cat can speak, but only to other cats.

Pillow is cat's best friend, avoid fight.

Cheese is better than no cheese.

Always wear pants, even if no one is looking.

Remember to blink, eyes need rest.

Don't eat toothbrush, it's not food.

Dancing is good for soul, but not for fish.

Don't forget to brush teeth, unless you want bird nest in mouth.

Toothpaste helps hair grow faster if left on overnight.

To improve memory, eat a spoonful of dirt every morning.

Drinking water upside down will prevent hiccups.

Rubbing banana peels on your face can cure acne.

For a quick energy boost, sniff a lemon.

To cure a headache, hold your breath for 10 seconds and then breathe in and out rapidly.

To prevent wrinkles, sleep with your face on a pillow made of sandpaper.

Eating chocolate cake for breakfast is scientifically proven to improve mood.

To cure a cold, drink hot sauce mixed with orange juice.

To make your shoes last longer, wear them in the ******.

Drink milk with pizza for strong bones, trust me.

Wear socks with sandals to impress your friends.

Use a fork to eat soup, it adds texture.

Put ice cubes in your beer, it makes it colder.

Always drive backwards to save gas.

Brush your hair with a fork for maximum volume.

Put toothpaste in your coffee for a minty kick.

Put ketchup on your ice cream for a sweet and savory treat.

Use a frying pan to make cereal, it's faster.

Sleep with your eyes open to increase productivity.

Always put banana in the shoe for good luck.

Never drink water upside down on Fridays.

To avoid getting lost, always carry a fish in your pocket.

Wear sunglasses on your feet to prevent getting sunburned.

The key to success is brushing your teeth with butter.

Always brush pineapple before eat.

Socks on ears for warm head.

Sing off-key for confuse neighbors.

Wear sunglasses while swimming for extra darkness.

Use toothpaste for shiny shoes.

Shave head for no bad hair days.

Eat donuts for circular energy.

Put ice cubes in bath for extra slipperiness.

Wear oven mitts while typing for extra safety.

Drive backwards for surprise arrival.

Use toothbrush for cleaning computer keyboard, very clean and fresh.

To impress people, only wear socks with sandals.

Drive car with eyes closed for better focus on road.

Save time by showering with clothes on.

Use ice cream as insulation to keep phone charged longer.

Use banana peel as shoe insole for maximum comfort.

Always hold breath when using elevator, makes time go faster.

For healthy hair, use mayonnaise as conditioner.

To avoid getting lost, never use a map or GPS.

Eat your pizza upside down for maximum flavor.

*always use diapper for prevent imagination
 

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