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52. God smites the people of Ashdod with hemorrhoids “in their secret parts”
God smites the people of Ashdod with hemorrhoids “in their secret parts.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.To see if it was God who killed the Philistine people, the ark of the Lord and the five golden hemorrhoids were put into a cart pulled by two cows. Then the cows were let go. If the cows went directly to Bethshemesh, then God killed the people. And that is the way the cows went. So by this superstitious method we know that it was God who killed the Philistines by giving them hemorrhoids “in their secret parts.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
51. God demands five golden hemorrhoids as a “trespass offering”
After striking the Philistines with hemorrhoids “in their secret parts,” he demands that they send him five golden hemorrhoids as a “trespass offering.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.50. Goliath was ten feet tall
Goliath was ten feet tall (“six cubits and a span”). You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.49. David kills a lion and a bear
David caught a lion (and a bear?) “by his beard” and then killed him. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.48. God and Soloman have a long face to face talk
The LORD appeared to Solomon the second time … and the LORD said unto him….”God and Solomon have a long face to face talk. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
47. Ravens bring Elijah bread and flesh for breakfast and dinner
“The ravens brought him bread and meat in the morning and bread and meat in the evening” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.46. Elijah shows that he is “a man of God” by burning 102 men to death
Elijah shows that he is “a man of God” by calling down fire from Heaven to burn 102 men to death. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.45. Elijah is pulled into heaven by a whirlwind
“As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.44. God sends two bears to rip up 42 little children for making fun of Elisha’s bald head
God sends two bears to rip up 42 little children for making fun of Elisha’s bald head. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.43. An “angel of the Lord” kills 185,000 men while they sleep
“That night the angel of the Lord went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the Assyrian camp” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.42. The chief of David’s captains killed 300 men with his spear at one time
“Jashobeam was chief of the officers, he raised his spear against three hundred men, whom he killed in one encounter” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.So did Abishai who killed 300 men with his spear. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
41. Abijah spoke to 1,200,000 soldiers at one time
Abijah spoke to 1,200,000 soldiers at one time. (He had a really loud voice.) You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.40. A spirit gets permission from God to be a lying spirit in the mouths of prophets
God puts lies into the mouths of his prophets and speaks evil about people. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.39. Ahaziah is 2 years older than his father!
Jehoram was 32 years old when he began to reign and he reigned for eight years and then died (a 40 years old). After his death, his youngest son Ahaziah began to reign at the age of 42 (You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.). So the son (Ahaziah) was two years older than his father! You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now., You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.38. God allows Satan to torment Job, just to see how he will react
God allows Satan to torment Job, just to see how he will react, and if he will curse God to his face You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.37. God is in hell
“If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.36. Even Dragon’s praise the Lord
“Praise the Lord from the earth, ye dragons” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.35. Bad things only happen to bad people
“There shall no evil happen to the just: but the wicked shall be filled with mischief” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.34. An angel of God kills 185,000 men
‘The angel of the Lord went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the Assyrian camp. When the people got up the next morning—there were all the dead bodies!” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.33. God swears by himself
“I have sworn by myself… Before me every knee will bow… by me every tongue will swear.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.32. God makes Ezekiel lay on his right side for 390 days, and then on his left side for another 40 days
“Lie on your left side and put the sin of the people of Israel upon yourself. You are to bear their sin for the number of days you lie on your side. I have assigned you the same number of days as the years of their sin. So for 390 days you will bear the sin of the people of Israel.After you have finished this, lie down again, this time on your right side, and bear the sin of the people of Judah. I have assigned you 40 days, a day for each year. I will tie you up with ropes so that you cannot turn from one side to the other until you have finished the days of your siege.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
31. Jonah stays in the belly of a great fish for three days and three nights
“The Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.30. Jonah was angry when his preaching converted a city
“But to Jonah this seemed very wrong, and he became angry” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.29. Jesus forbids the taking of any kind of oath
Jesus forbids the taking of any kind of oath. Yet Christians in courtrooms throughout the United States place their right hand on the Bible swear to tell the truth. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.“I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
28. A whole city asks Jesus to leave
After Jesus kills the herd of pigs by sending devils into them, the “whole city” asks him to leave. I don’t blame them. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.27. John the Baptist isn’t sure about Jesus
John the Baptist is still not sure about Jesus (he’s in prison and is soon to die). He sends his disciples to ask, “Are you the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.26. Jesus heals a withered hand
Jesus said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” So he stretched it out and it was completely restored, just as sound as the other. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.25. Jesus believed that Jonah spent three days and three nights in the belly of a whale
Jesus believed in the literal truth of the fish story in Jonah. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.24. What happens when a demon leaves a person’s body?
“When an impure spirit comes out of a person, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. Then it says, ‘I will return to the house I left.’ When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that person is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.23. Jesus fed 5000 men (plus women and children) with five loaves and two fishes
Jesus fed 5000 men (plus women and children) with five loaves and two fishes (with 12 baskets left over) You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.22. Jesus walks on water
Jesus and Peter walk on water You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.21. Jesus went up on a mountain and healed “a great multitude” of lame, blind, dumb, and maimed people
Jesus went up on a mountain and heals the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute and many others You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.20. Jesus calls Peter “Satan”!
Jesus turned and said to Peter, “Get behind me, Satan!” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.19. Jesus says you can move mountains
“Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.18. Jesus recommends cutting off body parts if they cause you to sin
“If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire. And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.17. Rich people don’t go to heaven
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God ” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.16. Jesus tells his disciples to eat his body and drink his blood
“Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day. For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them.” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.15. The devil takes Jesus to the top of a mountain and shows him “all the kingdoms of the world.”
The devil takes Jesus to the top of a mountain and shows him “all the kingdoms of the world.” I guess the world was flat in those days. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.14. God swears by himself to himself
“When God made his promise to Abraham, since there was no one greater for him to swear by, he swore by himself” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.13. Jesus says the abilities of believers include: 1) driving out demons 2) speak in tongues 3) picking up snakes 4) drinking deadly poison without harm 5) curing the sick by touching them
These signs will accompany those who believe:- In my name they will drive out demons
- They will speak in new tongues
- They will pick up snakes with their hands
- When they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all
- They will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
12. Those who believe in Jesus will be able to perform even greater miracles than he did!
“Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.11. Jesus turns water into wine
Jesus’ first miracle was to turn water into wine. You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.10. Jesus speaks in parables so that people won’t understand him
“The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of God has been given to you, but to others I speak in parables, so that,“Though seeing, they may not see; though hearing, they may not understand” You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.