🔒 Closed Husband and wife

[blame it on me]

Wife: hon, pakifix naman ilaw sa baba,
Husband: hello!? Electrician ba ko?..
Wife: edi pakigawa na lang ng hagdan natin.
Husband: hello? Karpintero ba ko!?


Umalis si husband,.. pagbalik niya gawa na laht ng sira sa bahay. Tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

Wife: kanina kasi a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. So he offered to help on exchange of either *** or bake ako ng cake.

Husband: So pinagbake mo siya ng cake?

Wife: hello!? Baker ba ko?!!