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Honorary Poster
1. The Life of the Party
She is open to talk about anything, and I meananything. Sheāll at least equal you, but probably one-up you, in every sexual encounter youāll ever have. Sheās honest and direct, and when sheās pissed you will know. Sheāll never judge you for your most recent Victoriaās Secret purchase, and sheāll definitely give you amazing expert advice on bizarre things that you didnāt realize she knew about. Sheās usually 10 shots in when you arrive at the party, but she welcomes you with an elegant sense of fun. Sheās ready to party, and party she doesāeffortlessly, and with cool grace.
2. The Therapist
She is a modern-day Pocahontas. Sheās calm, cool, collected, and a lover of nature. She wonāt give you an opinion until she knows itās the best one for you; sheās not afraid to be direct if she knows it will help you in the end. She relaxes by reading up on psychological matters and staying healthy because she knows itās good for her and it helps her find peace. When you spend time with her, you will go home feeling like you just spent the day at a spa. When youāre reeling from a stressful day of work, you know whom youāre going to Facebook-message when you get home, and itās always the therapist.
3. The Laugher
She is equally funny and shy, the perfect balance of fun and practicality. You donāt realize it, but she observes the hell out of everything you do. She likes hanging out one-on-one and laughs at everything you say. Sheās the person every comedian wants in their audience. Sheās mindful, respectful, and will always answer your bizarre health questions through text, even if itās just about your poop color. Sheāll be there for you 110%, smiling and laughing through all of lifeās ups and downs.
4. The Activist
She is always on the go. Seriously, how many acts of service can one person do before winning the ****ing Nobel Peace Prize? She would let you live with her if you couldnāt afford a house and would even let you bring your cat (whom sheās allergic to). Sheās like a second mom. She will do anything and drive anywhere to help you, and she will somehow fit in 30 other community projects along the way.
5. The Socialite
Sheās friends with everyone, even people you thought you hated in high school. But even these terrible high-school peers seem cooler and nicer around her. Sheās hot and she knows it. Sheās flirty but in a non-annoying way. Sheās actually not even flirty; sheās just so seriously interested in every person she meets she canāt help but hug them. Inside of her there is a secret pajama-loving, movie-watching, theoretical talker who really wants to know about your day.
6. The Sweetheart
Sheās quiet and introspective, but youād better not disagree with her morals because she will flatten you with her carefully thought-out beliefs. Sheāll beat you in every game youāll ever play with her, and sheāll always know how to shoot the shit with a room full of guys. Sheās sincere and kind, and sheāll always cry for you if youāre sad. And if someone does something to hurt you, she will secretly hate them forever. She may sleep through a lot of your plans, but at the end of the day you canāt help but shrug and smileāsheās such a helpless sweetheart! Sheās a better friend asleep than the rest of the world is awake anyway, so youāll learn to deal with it.
7. The Truth-Teller
Listen, itās hard to friend a truth-teller because itās hard to hear the truth. But sheās an amazing friend. She will always speak bluntly and openly, and you will never need to guess what sheās thinking. Yes, she will intimidate the hell out of your significant other, but itās totally worth it. No one loves you more than the truth-teller; thatās why she tells the truth. So shut up and listen, and never let her go. At the end of the day, sheās also the one who would do anything for you.
Friends are so underrated in life. We focus on our careers, family, and significant others, but your friends will also be there on your wedding day, the birth of your children, and when you buy your first house. Theyāll cry with you through breakups, deaths, and job losses. Theyāre amazing people. If you havenāt already, itās time to go out and find them.
She is open to talk about anything, and I meananything. Sheāll at least equal you, but probably one-up you, in every sexual encounter youāll ever have. Sheās honest and direct, and when sheās pissed you will know. Sheāll never judge you for your most recent Victoriaās Secret purchase, and sheāll definitely give you amazing expert advice on bizarre things that you didnāt realize she knew about. Sheās usually 10 shots in when you arrive at the party, but she welcomes you with an elegant sense of fun. Sheās ready to party, and party she doesāeffortlessly, and with cool grace.
2. The Therapist
She is a modern-day Pocahontas. Sheās calm, cool, collected, and a lover of nature. She wonāt give you an opinion until she knows itās the best one for you; sheās not afraid to be direct if she knows it will help you in the end. She relaxes by reading up on psychological matters and staying healthy because she knows itās good for her and it helps her find peace. When you spend time with her, you will go home feeling like you just spent the day at a spa. When youāre reeling from a stressful day of work, you know whom youāre going to Facebook-message when you get home, and itās always the therapist.
3. The Laugher
She is equally funny and shy, the perfect balance of fun and practicality. You donāt realize it, but she observes the hell out of everything you do. She likes hanging out one-on-one and laughs at everything you say. Sheās the person every comedian wants in their audience. Sheās mindful, respectful, and will always answer your bizarre health questions through text, even if itās just about your poop color. Sheāll be there for you 110%, smiling and laughing through all of lifeās ups and downs.
4. The Activist
She is always on the go. Seriously, how many acts of service can one person do before winning the ****ing Nobel Peace Prize? She would let you live with her if you couldnāt afford a house and would even let you bring your cat (whom sheās allergic to). Sheās like a second mom. She will do anything and drive anywhere to help you, and she will somehow fit in 30 other community projects along the way.
5. The Socialite
Sheās friends with everyone, even people you thought you hated in high school. But even these terrible high-school peers seem cooler and nicer around her. Sheās hot and she knows it. Sheās flirty but in a non-annoying way. Sheās actually not even flirty; sheās just so seriously interested in every person she meets she canāt help but hug them. Inside of her there is a secret pajama-loving, movie-watching, theoretical talker who really wants to know about your day.
6. The Sweetheart
Sheās quiet and introspective, but youād better not disagree with her morals because she will flatten you with her carefully thought-out beliefs. Sheāll beat you in every game youāll ever play with her, and sheāll always know how to shoot the shit with a room full of guys. Sheās sincere and kind, and sheāll always cry for you if youāre sad. And if someone does something to hurt you, she will secretly hate them forever. She may sleep through a lot of your plans, but at the end of the day you canāt help but shrug and smileāsheās such a helpless sweetheart! Sheās a better friend asleep than the rest of the world is awake anyway, so youāll learn to deal with it.
7. The Truth-Teller
Listen, itās hard to friend a truth-teller because itās hard to hear the truth. But sheās an amazing friend. She will always speak bluntly and openly, and you will never need to guess what sheās thinking. Yes, she will intimidate the hell out of your significant other, but itās totally worth it. No one loves you more than the truth-teller; thatās why she tells the truth. So shut up and listen, and never let her go. At the end of the day, sheās also the one who would do anything for you.
Friends are so underrated in life. We focus on our careers, family, and significant others, but your friends will also be there on your wedding day, the birth of your children, and when you buy your first house. Theyāll cry with you through breakups, deaths, and job losses. Theyāre amazing people. If you havenāt already, itās time to go out and find them.
