🔒 Closed Maria

[r4dd]

Peter: "Your secretary is very sê×ÿ..."

Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right ****, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left ****, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..."

Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!" You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.

 

[mirG]

hahaha na dali ng di oras :hilarious:

 

[N1ghtmare]

Hahaha... advanced mode agad ayan tuloy :hilarious:

 

[Yours]

yan bagay sa mga manyak haha!

 

[pphhpp8253]

Lolz... awts!!! ^^

 

[Pulsefire_Ezreal]

ahaha nayari

 

[dimebag]

hehehe..sharpener ng tutututut

 

[singkopado]

hahaha pinakialaman kasi yun sa baba ayan tuloy. :cat:

 

[too_eazy]

haha yari ka ngyon

 

[jmarprinz]

Thanks for sharing

 

[Strawberrry]

Ahahahaha sharpener lagot