🔒 Closed the morning rush show

[dimebag]

according to them here are the 3 biggest tragedies in a Man's Life
1. Life sucks
2. Job sucks
3. wife doesn't



(while making love)
Boy: ang tahimik mo naman dumaing ka naman
Girl: Wala na tayo Bigassss


anak: mommy bakit mo inupuan yung ahas ni daddy
mommy: matapang ako eh
anak: mas matapang si yaya kinagat nya kanina


seksi: 71 tayo lahat pano tayo mag kakasya sa kotse
juan: may suggestion ako
seksi: ano yun
juan: si pedro at kulas sa harap tapos
seksi: tapos
juan: tayo sa likod 69 tayo

credits: the morning rush show...
share lang heheheheh

 

[zoneraider]

haha

 

[CIPHER]

the 1st one tho.,

 

[taroroy]

 

[lordbone24]

 

[EARZE]

 

[ofov0000]

grabi sya...

 

[kalentong]

 

[Jeanh]

thank you for sharing

 

[pphhpp8253]

Hokage.. ^&

 

[Yours]

Hokage talaga hehe

 

[zegen]

:hilarious::hilarious: daming tawa ko hahahha

 

[MetroBerry]

Hahaha! Ayos!