🔒 Closed heart surgery

[CIPHER]

Boy: Di ba ngayon heart surgery mo?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Just remember that I LOVE YOU so much.
Girl: I LOVE YOU more. Thank you.

After ng heart surgery, nagtaka yung girl kung
bakit tatay na lang niya nasa tabi niya.

Girl: Dad, asan siya?
Dad: Di mo ba kilala kung sinong nagbigay sayo ng puso mo?
Girl: Oh my God!

And the girl started to cry.
Dad: JOKE LANG! Tumae lang. Eto naman!

 

[franken]

lokong tatay to ah

 

[EARZE]

galing mag joke ni tatay..

 

[joshuadayrit1996]

Haha

 

[Bruce Weyn]

Loko ka tatay haha

 

[ChesterDale12]

Haha adik

 

[Skyblue76]

tumira ng acetone ang tatay! iba nag trip

 

[Strawberrry]

Grabe si tatay Ahahahaha

Grabe si tatay Ahahahaha