Yung tipong napadaan ka lang sa building ng mga call center at naghahanap ng banyo, at nakita mo tong sign, ayun napaihi kana lang sa isang tabi, bwahahaha, tawa muna tayo sa umaga bago mag stark ng trabaho :)
Yung Busog na busog kana at parang isusuka muna pag kumain ka pa, tapos ddramahan ka ng nanay mo ng ganito, sinu bang hindi susunod sa sinabi nya, bwhahhahahah
mister: honey i love you
misis: tse
mister: honey i adore you
misis: tse
mister: alam mo honey ang ganda mo
misis: talaga honey
mister: tsseeeee
hahaha nakaganti si mister
sa inyo din ba hahaha =D
* "Ale ,pabili ng colgate yong close up"
-adik ka sa toothpaste?
* "Isarado mo ang pinto lalabas ang aircon"
-Aba! sosyal may paa?
* "Yaya salubungin mo yong skolbus ni junior"
-tama yan pasagasa mo
* "Anak tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-patayin din si junior
* tinuka...
Isang bahay may nakasulat na "Ice for sale"
BATA: "Pabili!"
YAYA: "Ano bibilin mo?"
BATA: "Kendi nga po."
YAYA: "Wala."
BATA: "Coke"
YAYA: "Wala!"
BATA: "Juice"
YAYA: "Wala nga! Kita mong "Ice for sale" yung nakasulat, malamang Ice lang tinitinda namin!! ***** mo talaga!"
BATA: "Ikaw nga ung mas...
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Si Juan ay bumisita sa isang mental hospital at siya'y nag-usisa para sa kanyang school assignment.
Juan: Papaano nyo po ba nalalaman kung talagang me...
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