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Teacher: our topic for today is photosynthesis. Teacher: what is photosynthesis class? Student: photosynthesis is our topic today. "Not easy to be a teacher!!! Teacher: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. "Begin the sentence with mangoes". Student: Mangoes, John is coming to...

Tip: kung hindi ka makatulog... dahil sa utang mo... tawagan mo kung kanino ka may utang... at sabihin mo na hindi ka na makakabayad para siya naman ang hindi makatulog... hahahhaha... guys!! lam niyo na...

Nagsimula kami sa simpleng asaran... hindi nagtagal, sinapak ko na, kapikon eh! hahahahah... 😅lol

She kiss - kalaban ng pizza hut Vain tea - tagalog ng twenty Long quote - nararamdaman kapag mag isa Survey test - tagalog ng ice cream Tea ball - hapag kainan STD - hindi gumagalaw To wait - huni ng ibon Birdie - tagalog ng green The value - letrang sunod sa V The egg - mas magaling sayo Sick...

One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the...

Boy: daddy i want to marry Dad: say sorry. Boy: for what? Dad: Say sorry, Boy: But for what? Dad: You first say sorry, Boy: but... What's my fault? Dad: You first say sorry, Boy: why??? Dad: You first say sorry, Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason! Dad: You first say sorry, Boy: Ok Dad ... I...

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think i am?". 'about 32,' is the...

This story is hilarious example of just that. A 45 yr. old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital. While she was in surgery she had a supernatural near death experience. Her spirit was raised up to heaven where she met God and asked him, "Has...

Gusto ko lang matanong sino friend dito ni kiramisaki07?? Gusto ko lang malaman kung okay ba siya or alive pa?? Kasi di na siya sumagot baka kasi nag alala na ko sa kanya baka tinuloy nya balak niya.. 😭 kiramisaki07 kung alive kapa sana magparamdam ka wag ka lang manakot!😅Basta kapag need mo...

How can i move on when i'm still in love with you?? - bakit kasi ganon, mahal mahal kasi ng bili mo nabagsak ayan di tuloy makapagmove on!! So expensive!! 😂 naku naku.. talaaga naman!! Sayang lang pera.. tsk.. tsk.. tsk..!!

Ang daling matulog, ang hirap bumangon, ang daling mahulog, ang hirap magmove on di mo namamalayan nasa sahig kana pala gano kasakit yun mahulog ka na di ka nasalo!! ouch! sakit ng katawan diba.. double deck bed ba naman.. 😅

Ang crush nagsimula sa mata, pumasok sa ******, tumambay sa isip, naging bukambibig, kaya sa huli, naging pag-ibig.. * Ang taong laging nang-aasar at nangtritrip sayo, ay yung taong lihim na sumasaya kapag nakukuha ang atensyon mo... **** Yung relasyon niyong mala King & Queen KINGina walang...

Nakita ko lang to.. Momo's in the philippines daw...

USAPANG LASING: IMBENSYON amerikano: nakagawa ako ng isang barko chinese: bale wala yan. ikiskis ko lng yan sa ***** ko! ako nakagawa ako ng eroplano japanese: lalong bale wala yan. ikiskis ko lng yan sa ***** ko! ako nakagawa ng robot. May artificial intelligence pa. amerikano:ikaw pilipino...

Para sa naghahanap ng apple laptop eto na affordable bagay sa inyo.. legit na legit! Pwede nyo pa palitan kapag nabulok yun apple... 😅✌o san kapa tipid diba!! Hahaha...

"Don't open, Dead inside" Hahaha... yun bigla ka pumasok mapapasigaw kana lang bigla.. 😅

Eto na po guys.. para maiba naman!! Sana matawa kayo kahit papaano... lam ko stress na stress kayo sa paglabas ng resulta ng eleksyon para maiba naman!! 😛✌po... pag ako'y umibig kasing linaw ng tubig pag aku'y nabigo kasing labo ng dugo ... pag aku'y nmatay wag kang mkkiramay dhil alm ku ang...

Sino tapos na bumoto? grabe dami nilagay sa akin...?😂

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