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    Very good kayo Juan, Pedro at Kulas.

    TITSER: Juan, Magbigay ka ng hayop na nagsisimula sa letrang A! JUAN: Aso po ma'am! TITSER: Very good Juan. Ikaw naman Pedro magbigay ng hayop na nagsisimula sa letrang D! PEDRO: DALAWANG ASO po ma'am! (Nagalit ang titser at pinalabas si Pedro.) TITSER: Okay Kulas! Magbigay ka ng hayop na...
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    🕯️ Traditions @JESUS JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO THE HEAVENLY FATHER AMEN JUAN 3:16

    JUAN 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have enternal life. Sapagkat gayon na lamang ang pag-ibig ng Diyos sa sangka-katauhan, kaya't ibinigay niya ang kanyang Kaisa-isang Anak, Upang ang sinumang Sumampalataya sa kanya...
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    Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

    Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain! Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo! Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo? Pedro: Asin!
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    Tama naman si juan

    TEACHER : May 5 ibon binaril ko ang isa ...ilan ang natira ? JUAN: WaLa ma'am ! TEACHER : ALAM MO ba ang magbilang ? Binaril ko nGa yung isa. JUAN: ma'am ,,,, syempre umalis yung iba ,,, pag ikaw binaril ang katabi mo steady ka lng ba ? ,, umupo ka di2 aKo ang mag tuturo ! -hahahaha
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    Payabangan

    Pedro: Ano ulam nyo? Juan: Blanced green leafy veggie with Caviar and crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted seafood. Pedro: Wow! Ang sarap naman nun. Ano yun? Juan: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo, ano ulam nyo? Pedro: Fish fillet de el nino. Juan: Wow! Sosyal, ano...
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    Juan piece

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    Juan at pedro

    Isang araw, may isang Grocery ang ninakawan! nag-imbestiga ang mga pulis at ayon sa mga witness ay magkasama ang magkaibigang juan at pedro na nagnakaw. dinala sa presinto ang magkaibigan... PULIS: totoo bang kayo ang nagnakaw sa grocery? JUAN: hindi ah!! PEDRO: aminin na natin juan... totoo po...
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    Juan at pedro

    Isang gabi si Juan at Pedro ay nagnakaw ng bayabas sa kanilang kapitbahay at napagkaisahan na paghatian ang nakuha sa sementeryo para walang makakita sa kanila..Habang paakyat sila ng gate ng sementeryo ay may nahulog na dalawang bayabas.. . Pedro: juan nahulog ung dalawa! . Juan: balikan nalang...
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    ❓ Help Scope and Limitation of designing a resilient evacuation center at San Juan Cainta, Rizal

    Scope and Limitation of designing a resilient evacuation center at San Juan Cainta, Rizal
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    ❓ Help General objective of building a resilient evacuation center at San Juan Cainta, Rizal

    general objective of building a resilient evacuation center at San Juan Cainta, Rizal
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    • building cainta center evacuation general general questions juan objective resilient rizal san juan
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    🔒 Closed Juan

    Pedro: Juan sabihin mo nga dyan sa kano, yung bag niya bukas baka may mahulog. Juan: Hey yow men! Your bag is tomorrow, cow is falling.
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    💡 Trivia LENDING APPS(TALA, BILLEASE, JUAN HAND)

    My lending app experience TALA 1st loan pwede kana makaloan ng 2000 This my favorite lending apps kasi kung ilan days kalang naghiram sya lang babayaran mong interest. 0.5% lang interest nya per day. Nagloan ako ng 1k April 5 tapos nagbayad ako noong April 10 binayad ko lang 1025 so 25pesos...
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    🔒 Closed Juan for All.

    Na sugod bahay🤣
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    🔒 Closed Si Juan

    Si Juan nagbakasyon sa Resort Nakahiga si Juan malapit sa beach nang may dumaan na Americano... Americano: hey! are you relaxing? Juan: No! May dumaan namang Chinese... Chinese: Are you relaxing? Juan: No! Pagkatapos noon may dumaan rin Japanese... Japanese: Are you relaxing? Juan: No! Im not...
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    🔒 Closed Pedro to Juan

    Pedro : Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? Juan: (Nag iisip)............ Bakit? Pedro: Kasi bilang na ang araw niya. 🤣
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    🔒 Closed Juan at Pedro

    Juan: Pedro may joke ako bakit maswerte ang kalendaryo? Pedro: (Nag isip)........... Bakit? Juan: Dahil marami siyang date. 🤣 🤣 🤣 korni mo juan hahaha pero natawa naman ako sayo haha
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    🔒 Closed Juan FI

    pwede makahingi ng config for the mikrotik ! salamats!
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    🔒 Closed Importers: Import And Ship Now With Juan Freight E×ρréšš China Japan Korea Taiwan Thailand

    Excellent and wonderful day, Sir/Madam, I am Eric Chids, acting freight agent and representative in Philippines, Manila, need help on shipping or importing or sourcing product from other Asian countries? We offer both either loose cargo or air freight or full container and do at our...
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    🔒 Closed Juan Tamad

    Dahil first job interview ‘to ni Juan pinaghandaan niya ng husto, nag research at nag aral siya sa mga posibleng itatanong sa job interview. MAM: Next applicant JUAN. Merong 50 na kahon sa eroplano. Kung nahulog ang 1, ilan ang matitira? JUAN: Confident! Alam ko yan MAM, Madali lang yan, eh di...
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    💳 E-Wallets JuanCash Juan Grabehan Raffle Promo Win a Brand New Toyota Vios (Philippines Only)

    Get a chance to win a brand-new Toyota Vios and other big prizes with JuanCash. JuanCash is making every Juan's dream of owning a brand-new car a reality. With at least P20 spend in the app, the users can earn a raffle ticket. The more you transact, the more chances of winning. The promo is...
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