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A guy walks into a bar and sees a little piano on the counter, and next to it is a tiny man, about a foot tall, playing classical music beautifully. The guy is amazed and asks the bartender, "Where did you get that tiny pianist?" The bartender sighs and pulls out an old, rusty lamp. "Rub this...

A man walks into a library, goes up to the librarian, and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a soda, please." The librarian looks at him, confused, and says, "Sir, this is a library." The man looks around, realizing where he is, then leans in close and whispers, "Oh, sorry. I'll have...

Bakit hindi nakakapag-diet ang keyboard? Kasi may "space" para sa "tab"! k

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts. How do you organize a space party?You planet. What did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing, it just waved. Why did the math book look sad?Because it had too many problems. :LOL::ROFLMAO:

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Doj magsasampa ng kaso sa korte laban sa korte na gumanap sa tungkulin bilang korte. 😅

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