williamdosa
Leecher
I really hate kunkka pickers, all of them. Kunkka is the dumbest way of achieving victory over the enemy team. And yet, these stupid retards consider themselves Literal GODS for HITTING A ****ING CREEP. Dude X marks you with a 50 manacost Undispellable Relocation skill that has up to 1200 range, presses two more skills that take literally 89 IQ to perform correctly and BOOM UR DEAD LAMOOOOOOOOO. And thats not the end, nonono. They consagrate themselves as !ATTACKER simply because killed someone WITH THE STUPIDIEST COMBO EVER MADE. You have literally no ways to deal with this mother****er.first of all he is a 900 HP lvl 1 STR HERO, Which means that you, generic_hero_core_midlane03 with your 57 attack damage will try to lasthit and deny agains a 80 damage queeling blade monster. An oh, if you go for that juicy lasthit too close, BAM TIDEBRINGER and there goes 1/4 of your life. Trading mechanics? this piece of shit literally deals free harass for no mana, exposure, ANYTHING. And lets suppose that you ACTUALLY managed to somehow get this sea beast low hp. guess what? HE MARKS HIMSELF AND TPS TO BASE, LITERALLY FULL HP AND MANA BEING 8 SECONDS OUT OF THE LANE.And boy, don't let me start talking about when he gets 6. First of all after that you can't remain stationary at ANY moment, because if you do so, that a torrent on your face, followed by a giant ship of death that deals almost finger of death's damage, stuns, and if that's not enough, REDUCES THE DAMAGE he takes. But wait, you can walk away, right? WRONG. He marks your ass with that stupid 1200 range 50 manacost skill and you are literally locked in place taking his entire braindead combo. if you somehow manage to survive (spending your hard earned passive income 225 gold for an raindrop) he Hits the nearest creep and YOU ARE DEAD. DEAD. ''But hey, he is probably weaker lategame''. yeah, sure dude, SURE. BE THERE, *existing* and a splashy pìrâ†é boy will blink in, blow a creep close by, and you are dead. ''BUT HE IS EXPOSED, WORTH!'' nononononononoon he goes back coz the godamn OSFROG unsucessfull abortion MARKED HIMSELF BEFORE GOING IN. EULS? Unlesss you time it right before the skill is about to end, useless. Aaaaand he can go linken's. Did i mention he is an absolute retarded rapier hero? I'm not talking about medusa mauling everyone with 600 damage per hit around her, i'm talking about this lazy scoundrel killing you in literally ONE HIT. ''well we nerfed the 50% extra cleave tho''. THANK YOU DUDE, NOW THEY GET LITERALLY 3 BOATS INSTEAD OF ONE, AND GO MENTAL ON AGHS. you won't even move. The boat does that part for you, with aghs. Seriously, **** riki, **** tinker, **** techies, **** everyone, the real nightmare is shreding you far away, hitting creeps, and you won't even notice.