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About Me
- Professional mage, amateur husband, and a man who has tripped over his own feet more times than he's tripped over enemies.
- I can level a fortress with one spell but will short-circuit if a pretty girl says "good morning" to me.
- My brain has two modes: "brilliant tactical genius" and "HELLO, MILF."
- I have three wives. Yes, three. No, I don't know how either. Please stop asking.
- Loyal pervert. Devoted degenerate. Will burn the world for my family, then apologize for the mess.
...Don't judge me. I'm doing my best.