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    Rollit

    What do you call Batman and Robin after a steamroller went over them? Flatman and Ribbon.
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    Kilo

    Hey Europe, you look like you’ve lost some POUNDS.
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    Field

    Why was the scarecrow awarded a Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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    Old

    Just re-watched Benjamin Button, again. Never gets old.
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    Stick

    What's brown and sticky? A stick!
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    Treatment

    What do you do if you get the bird flu? Tweetment.
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    Laaw

    What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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    Ant

    How do you tell the gender of an ant? Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s buoyant.
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    Sea

    What happened when the pìrâ†é attempted to recite the alphabet? He got lost at 'c'.
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    pìrâ†é

    What did the pìrâ†é say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey
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    Ants

    Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antybodies.
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    Mexican magic

    A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "Uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.
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    🔒 Closed Closed

    Thank u
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